
"Some comedies go too far... others start there."
The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures.
Postal Dude

Uncle Dave

Richard

Faith

Candidate Welles

Officier John

Verne Troyer

Officer Greg

Osama Bin Ladin

Panhandler

Habib

Recorder

George W. Bush
Mr. Blither

Mohammed

Peter

Paul

Uwe Boll

Vince Desiderio

Jenny

Karen

Cindy

Harry the Wheelchair Guy

Reporter Gayle

Morning Show Host

Cooter

Tariq
Bobak
Nasira

Bitch
Taliban
Teller

Older Lady in Audience
Seminar Speaker

Mob Leader

Parking Guard
Baby in Carriage
Ticket Holder

TV Host #1

TV Host #2

TV Host #3
Woman Driver

Police Officer

Ass-Kissing Employee

Man Shopper

Coffee Customer

Security Guard #1

Security Guard #2

Azeem

Disgruntled Man

Angry Man

IRS Agent #1
IRS Agent #2

Asif

Nabi

Plane Passenger #1

Plane Passenger #2
Gluttco Singing Employee #1
Gluttco Singing Employee #2
Window Washer
Starr

Mitzi
Creepy Masturbating Guy

Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #1
Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #2
Old Woman Bomb Maker
Little Germany Staff Hot Woman (uncredited)

Man Killed by Falling Crowbar (uncredited)