Up Your Alley

Up Your Alley

Up Your Alley

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Up Your Alley

"The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!"

1971

1h 10m

2.6(5 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Overview

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

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29 members

Acting

Frank Corsentino

Seymour

Frank Corsentino

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Haji

Maria Manina

Haji

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Michael Finn

Grogan

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Marius Mazmanian

Toenails

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Lee McLaughlin

Sissy

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Charles Knapp

Don Marco

Charles Knapp

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Lillian Shrewsbury

Mother

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Irene Makarewicz

Aunt

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John Bloom

Bruno

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Tyra Tashiro

Gardener

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Luanne Roberts

Nazi

Luanne Roberts

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Uschi Digard

Spumoni #1

Uschi Digard

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Georgette Dante

Spumoni #2

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Cheri Caffaro

Flapper / Girl at Airport

Cheri Caffaro

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Vincent Barbi

Sicilian Gang Member

Vincent Barbi

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Cara Peters

Sicilian Gang Member

Cara Peters

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Michael Stearns

Steam Room Gang

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Albert Cole

Man at Airport

Albert Cole

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Lynn Harris

Girl at Party

Lynn Harris

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William Kirschner

Man at Party

William Kirschner

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Monica Gayle

Party Guest (uncredited)

Monica Gayle

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Terri Johnson

Party Guest (uncredited)

Terri Johnson

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Fern Tom

Girl at Party

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Jay Colonna

Steam Room Gang

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Anthony Giger

Krown

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Steve Raymond

The Chief

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Parker Haig

Hippie

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Gordon McGill

Man at Airport

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Charles Summerfield

Man at Airport

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