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Useless Humans

Useless Humans

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Useless Humans

"Humanity's last hope is completely hopeless."

2021

1h 17m

4.8(22 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Science Fiction

Overview

A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.

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Production Companies

Kinogo Pictures

The people behind it

Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Josh Zuckerman

Josh Zuckerman

Brian

Rushi Kota

Rushi Kota

Louis

Davida Williams

Davida Williams

Jess

Luke Youngblood

Luke Youngblood

Alex

Edy Ganem

Edy Ganem

Chum

Maya Kazan

Maya Kazan

Wendy

Joey Kern

Joey Kern

Zachary

Iqbal Theba

Iqbal Theba

Kenneth

Tim DeZarn

Tim DeZarn

Duke

Kevin Michael Martin

Kevin Michael Martin

Danny

Creative team

Directed by: Stephen Ohl
Written by: Travis Betz
George Caine
Produced by: Jon Bloch
Ryan Scaringe

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