"Bad is good, but it's not nice!"
Hazel runs a beauty salon out of her house, but makes extra money by providing ruthless women the oppurtunity to perform hit jobs. L.T. is a parasite, and contacts Hazel looking for work after he runs out of money. She is reluctant to use him for a hit, since she prefers using women, but decides to try him on a trial basis. Meanwhile, the cop she pays off wants an arrest to make it look like he's doing his job, but Hazel doesn't want to sacrifice any of her "associates". The sleazy side of life is explored in this delightfully dark and deadpan film.
Hazel Aiken

L.T.

Mary Aiken

Detective Hughes

Estelle

S.F.
Baby-Killing Mother
Karla
R.C.

Sara Leachman
Glenda Montemorano

Marsha Montemorano
Ingrid Joyner
P.G.

Drugstore Boy

Drugstore Mother
Grandmother

Mr. Aiken
Ice Cream Counterman
Joe Leachman
Electrolysis Patient
Some Schmuck
Manuel Rivera
O'Reilly-O'Crapface

Wheelchair Case
Blind Newsdealer
Man Buying Newspaper
Girl in Theater
Street Kid

Miguel Morales
Dead Girl's Mother
Dead Girl's Uncle
Theater Manager
Screaming Passer-by

Angry Mother
Drycleaning Deliveryman
Joyner Boy
Russell Joyner