We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

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We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

"A Found Noir"

2020

1h 22m

5.0(2 votes)

Crime

Thriller

Overview

In early 2018, an email was sent to a select group of journalists and politicians in Australia, containing a link to thousands of hours of secretly filmed footage documenting day to day life in an ice dealer's house in South Sydney. The footage was refined down to this story of the ice dealer, Anton Berger, his girlfriend Effs, whom he keeps imprisoned in the house, his crew, Pincer, Bezza and Ahmed, and the bikers and corrupt cops he deals with.

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8 members

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Stephanie King

Effs

Stephanie King

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Lindsay Farris

Anton

Lindsay Farris

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Max Brown

Jimmy

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Anthony Taufa

Pincer

Anthony Taufa

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Fayssal Bazzi

Ahmed

Fayssal Bazzi

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Stef Smith

Bezza

Stef Smith

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Mirrabee Penrith

The Kid

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John Cordukes

Godfrey

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