They Make You Grow a Beard

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They Make You Grow a Beard

2017

0h 11m

4.0(2 votes)

Thriller

Comedy

Horror

Overview

A young father must fight to save his son, when he finds out that his friends are being replaced by people with beards. An absurdist horror, the film looks satirically at the changing nature of the modern man.

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4 members

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Patrick Murphy

Michael

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Paul Quinn Jr.

Paul

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Brendan Farrell

Lead Beard

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Patrick Bokin

Scott

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