The Crimson Permanent Assurance

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The Crimson Permanent Assurance

"Our Short Feature Presentation"

1983

0h 16m

7.2(117 votes)

Comedy

Fantasy

Adventure

Overview

A group of down-and-out accountants mutiny against their bosses and sail their office building onto the high seas in search of a pirate's life.

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42 members

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Sydney Arnold

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Guy Bertrand

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Andrew Bicknell

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Ross Davidson

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Myrtle Devenish

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Tim Douglas

Bicycle Boy

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Matt Frewer

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Billy John

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Russell Kilmister

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Peter Mantle

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Len Marten

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Peter Merrill

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Larry Noble

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Paddy Ryan

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Leslie Sarony

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Eric Stovell

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Wally Thomas

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Gareth Milne

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John Scott Martin

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Jack Armstrong

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Robert Carrick

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Douglas Cooper

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George Daly

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Chick Fowles

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Terry Grant

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Robin Hewlett

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Tommy Isley

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Juba Kennerley

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Anthony Lang

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John Murphy

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Terry Rendell

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Ronald Shilling

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Albert Welch

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Michael Palin

Workman

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Graham Chapman

Chairman (uncredited)

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Terry Gilliam

Window Cleaner (uncredited)

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Eric Idle

Gunther (uncredited)

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Terry Jones

Window Cleaner / Bert (uncredited)

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Nigel Hawthorne

Passerby (uncredited)

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Gerald Paris

Passerby (uncredited)

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Eric Francis

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Cameron Miller

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