Gangster boss Carlos orders the dodgy Viennese junkyard owner Harry to bring him a bag from Poland. Harry passes the order on to his "best man" Schorsch. Schorsch, not exactly the brightest, is currently without a driver's license and completely fixated on the 24-hour car race of Le Mans. So he gives the order to Mao and sends in their place the takeaway lessees Hans and Max to Poland. Their journey leads to a seemingly endless drug trip full of extraordinary phenomena.
Hans Wurst

Max Durst

Harry

Schorsch

Kleiner Bub
Blinder Mann

Carlos

Mechaniker Stevie

Fahrer

Mao

Sissi
Schlafwagenschaffner
Grenzbeamter

Philippina
Tramkontrolle

Pakistani
Gretchen

Astrid (voice)

Großes Mädchen
Schlimmer Bub
Schlimmer Bub
Schlimmer Bub
Marek

Zugschaffner

Mitarbeiter Lost & Found

Sekretärin

Olga
Schweinepolizist

Schweinepolizist

Schweinepolizist

Schweinepolizist
Schweinepolizist

Libelle
Uncredited
Teilhund (uncredited)