A socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.
Social & External
The people behind it
Erin Brown
Patricia Porker (SpiderBabe)
Julian Wells
Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)
Darian Caine
Lisa Knoxx
Adam Cox
Mark Jeremy Wetson
Christine Domaniecki
Aunt Maybe
Peter Quarry
Uncle Flem
Michael R. Thomas
Dr. Dowell
Shelby Taylor
Queen Bee
John Link
Manholio Bar Manager
Justin Wingenfeld
School Bully
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The gang that created Airplane! and The Naked Gun sets its sights on Top Gun in this spoof. Topper Harley is a talented but unstable fighter pilot with an axe to grind: clearing the family name. His mission is to avenge his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers. He also gets involved in a relationship with Ramada Thompson, a woman with an unusually talented stomach. Hot Shots! makes fun of a variety of other films, from Dances with Wolves to The Fabulous Baker Boys.
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In the tradition of classic westerns, a narrator sets up the story of a lone gunslinger who walks into a saloon. However, the people in this saloon can hear the narrator and the narrator may just be a little bit bloodthirsty.
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