The Vocational Masseur

The Vocational Masseur

The Vocational Masseur

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The Vocational Masseur

1981

1h 25m

4.9(8 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A soccer player is injured and decides to recuperate at a secluded villa accompanied by a sexy masseuse.

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Production Companies

José Frade Producciones Cinematográficas

Cast & Crew

13 members

Acting

Raúl Sender

Tomás

Raúl Sender

Acting

Adriana Vega

Eva

Adriana Vega

Acting

Francisco Cecilio

Enrique Arroitagoitxenea

Francisco Cecilio

Acting

Juanito Navarro

Tío Aniceto

Juanito Navarro

Acting

Quique Camoiras

Dr. Carrión

Quique Camoiras

Acting

María Salerno

Elisa

María Salerno

Acting

Sara Mora

Pepa

Sara Mora

Acting

Gabriela Mosch

Lola

No Image

Acting

Miguel Rellán

Unknown Role

Miguel Rellán

Acting

Adrián Ortega

Notario

Adrián Ortega

Acting

Mónica Cano

Enfermera

No Image

Acting

Lidia Lester

Clotilde

No Image

Acting

Marisa Porcel

Emilia

Marisa Porcel

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