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The Legend of Barney Thomson

The Legend of Barney Thomson

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The Legend of Barney Thomson

2015

1h 36m

6.1(209 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.

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Production Companies

Sigma Films

The people behind it

Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Robert Carlyle

Robert Carlyle

Barney

Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson

Cemolina

Ray Winstone

Ray Winstone

Holdall

Ashley Jensen

Ashley Jensen

Detective Inspector June Robertson

James Cosmo

James Cosmo

James Henderson

Tom Courtenay

Tom Courtenay

Chief Superintendent McManaman

Kevin Guthrie

Kevin Guthrie

MacPherson

Martin Compston

Martin Compston

Chris

Stephen McCole

Stephen McCole

Wullie

Brian Pettifer

Brian Pettifer

Charlie

Creative team

Directed by: Robert Carlyle
Written by: Colin McLaren
Richard Cowan
Produced by: Brian Coffey
Richard Cowan

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