CinemaOSMovie · 2008 · 0h 10m

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

67%(164)IMDbComedyHorror

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Directed byRichard Gale

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Status
Released
Runtime
0h 10m
Language
EN
Released
September 18, 2008
Budget
$600
Studios
Chaotic Rampage American PicturesRichard Gale Films

Featuring

Cast & crew

6 credited
Starring
Paul Clemens

Paul Clemens

Jack Cucchiaio

Michael James Kacey

Michael James Kacey

The Doctor

Fay Kato

Fay Kato

The Mystic

Melissa Paladino

Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend

Brian Rohan

Brian Rohan

The Murderer

Richard Gale

Richard Gale

Narrator (voice)

Creative team
Directed by
Richard Gale
Richard Gale
Written by
Richard Gale
Richard Gale
Produced by
Richard Gale
Richard Gale

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