How to Make a Dirty Movie

How to Make a Dirty Movie

How to Make a Dirty Movie

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How to Make a Dirty Movie

1968

1h 0m

4.0(5 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Blue Movie Madness is indeed a mad flick featuring lots of skin as a truly loverly blue-movie maiden shows a beginner the ropes. Everything here is geared toward laughs, but the essential purpose of skin flicks is never forgotten and the trade secrets exposed along the way are very revealing: "Don’t stab her in the eye with it!" yells the director, who can’t keep himself out of the action. Yes, "getting the part" takes on a new meaning in this one.

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4 members

Acting

Ann Perry

Millie Murphy (uncredited)

Ann Perry

Acting

Marland Proctor

Brad Murphy (uncredited)

Marland Proctor

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Ray Sebastian

Jimmy the Director (uncredited)

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Nancy Ison

Marlene (uncredited)

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