Matsumoto Ryûsuke no hai, honban desu

Matsumoto Ryûsuke no hai, honban desu

Matsumoto Ryûsuke no hai, honban desu

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Matsumoto Ryûsuke no hai, honban desu

"My favorite Ryusuke assault experience!"

1983

1h 2m

2.0(2 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

Part true-story, part-parody of comedian Ryûsuke Matsumoto's life where he encounters college girls, office ladies, and waitresses.

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Production Companies

Nikkatsu Corporation

The people behind it

Cast & crew

4 featured cast members

Starring

Ryusuke Matsumoto

Sara Fujimori

Mika Hijiri

Setsuko Tachibana

Creative team

Directed by: Hiroki Hirakawa
Written by: Yoshiki Hagiwara

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