Suicide Helpline

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Suicide Helpline

"What if suicide helplines were REALLY about suicide support?"

2023

0h 4m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

This short sketch shows us what a day in the life of Teotónio, a suicide hotline operator, is like.

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Cast & Crew

1 member

Directing

Guilherme Gomes

Teotónio/Suicida

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