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If These Legs Could Talk

If These Legs Could Talk

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If These Legs Could Talk

"Carpe Courtney. Carpe Reuben. Carpe Everyone."

2018

1h 18m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Friends Courtney and Reuben attempt a thirty day, 1100-mile run from San Diego to Portland, for which neither of them are prepared.

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Cast & Crew

7 members

Writing

Jeremy Hoffman

Reuben

Jeremy Hoffman

Acting

Kev Abrams

Courtney

Kev Abrams

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Nancy Hill

Mom

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Joel Abrams

Old Courtney

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Bryan Hoffman

Old Reuben

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Emily Abrams

Nicole

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Jennifer Lynn

Whitney

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