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If These Legs Could Talk

If These Legs Could Talk

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If These Legs Could Talk

"Carpe Courtney. Carpe Reuben. Carpe Everyone."

2018

1h 18m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Friends Courtney and Reuben attempt a thirty day, 1100-mile run from San Diego to Portland, for which neither of them are prepared.

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7 featured cast members

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Jeremy Hoffman

Jeremy Hoffman

Reuben

Kev Abrams

Kev Abrams

Courtney

Nancy Hill

Mom

Joel Abrams

Old Courtney

Bryan Hoffman

Old Reuben

Emily Abrams

Nicole

Jennifer Lynn

Whitney

Creative team

Directed by: Kev Abrams
Jeremy Hoffman
Written by: Kev Abrams
Jeremy Hoffman
Produced by: Kev Abrams
Jeremy Hoffman

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