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Jesus Loves Me

Jesus Loves Me

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Jesus Loves Me

2012

1h 40m

5.5(57 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A girl who always tends to fall in love with the wrong guy meets one who believes the world is coming to an end next Tuesday.

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Production Companies

ZDF

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Cast & Crew

12 members

Acting

Florian David Fitz

Jeshua

Florian David Fitz

Acting

Jessica Schwarz

Marie

Jessica Schwarz

Acting

Hannelore Elsner

Sylvia

Hannelore Elsner

Acting

Henry Hübchen

Gabriel

Henry Hübchen

Acting

Michael Gwisdek

Gott

Michael Gwisdek

Acting

Palina Rojinski

Svetlana

Palina Rojinski

Acting

Peter Prager

Werner

Peter Prager

Acting

Nicholas Ofczarek

Satan

Nicholas Ofczarek

Acting

Marc Ben Puch

Sven

Marc Ben Puch

Acting

Christine Schorn

Alte

Christine Schorn

Acting

Johannes Allmayer

Kellner

Johannes Allmayer

Acting

Dorothea Walda

Rentnerin

Dorothea Walda

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