
"You think you know the story."
Five friends set out for a weekend at a remote cabin in the woods, expecting nothing more than fun and relaxation. As night falls, they discover that something far more unsettling is at work and that nothing about their getaway is what it seems.
Dana Polk

Marty Mikalski

Curt Vaughn

Holden McCrea

Jules Louden

Richard Sitterson

Steve Hadley

Wendy Lin

Daniel Truman

The Director

Mordecai

Ronald The Intern

Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain

Matthew Buckner

Patience Buckner

Father Buckner

Mother Buckner

Judah Buckner

Clean Man

Labcoat Girl

Demo Guy

Demo Guy

Demo Girl

Operations Guy

Accountant

Elevator Guard

Lead Guard

Japanese Floaty Girl
Military Liaison

Werewolf Wrangler

Chem Department Guy

Japanese Frog Girl
Japanese School Girl

Japanese School Girl
Japanese School Girl
Japanese School Girl
Japanese School Girl
Japanese School Girl
Japanese School Girl
Japanese School Girl
Japanese School Girl
Japanese School Girl
Werewolf/Merman

Sugarplum Fairy
Dismemberment Goblin
Dismemberment Goblin
Floating Witch

The Clown (uncredited)
