Church Sessions

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Church Sessions

"This church aint gonna session itself!"

1h 19m

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Overview

Ex Pimp on his third strike have to change careers in a hurry so he decides to open up a church to bring in easy cash. He hired his closest of friends to help him run it; but little do he knows that one or some of them have an agenda of their own.

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17 members

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Alonzo Brock

Pastor

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Alexis Baca

Gosspier

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Kylee Nicole Peck

Laura

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Kiani Kennedy

Doris

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Dorryl Barnes Jr.

Darryl

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Brandon Meyer

Police Officer

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Cue Jackson

Jeanette

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Andrew Johnson

Brother James

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Jazzie Davis

Bridgette

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Roberto Font-Andino

Gary

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Neek Johnson

Carol

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Gadainson Nelson

Deacon Brown

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Jesse Thomas Burns Kraics

Micheal

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Ashlie Kerr

Church Member #7

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Sharon Mckay Jackson

Rita

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Domininque Danner

Sister Shirley

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Chrissy CL

Charlene

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