
"Bring a bib, it's gonna get messy."
The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.
Cleon Salmon

Nuts

Rich Parente

Connor

Guy

Dave / Donnie

Tara

Horace the Lone Diner

Stacy

Mia

Anthony

Jamie the Line Chef

Carl the Manager

Samara Dubois

Waitress
Nutella

Morgan Fairchild

Dick Lobo

Patty the Hostess
Merlot Customer

Dry Sac Customer

Marlon Spencer

Mr. Yamamuri

Translator

The Escort

The John

Steve Lemmaducci

Mrs. Eva Salmon Parente

Stanley Bellin

British Guy

Disgusted Businessman
