Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

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Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

1989

1h 29m

9.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Teen-aged Tonyhas never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.

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15 members

Acting

Christopher Mitchum

Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg

Acting

Angela Alvarado

Angela

Acting

John Hillerman

Pfarrer

Acting

Julia Kent

KX 3

Acting

Corinna Drews

Ida

Acting

Amadeus August

Anführer der Spione

Acting

Käte Jaenicke

Gundula

Acting

John van Dreelen

Geyer

No Image

Acting

Ernest Borgnine

Bischof

Acting

Arthur Brauss

Colonel

Acting

Rüdiger Bahr

Karl

Acting

Robi Draco Rosa

Peter

Acting

Bentley Mitchum

Tony

Acting

Art Metrano

Agent 712

Acting

Otto Retzer

Secretary of Bishof

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