
"Ten million years in the making. The truth, the whole truth, and everything, but the truth!"
An uproarious version of history that proves nothing is sacred – not even the Roman Empire, the French Revolution and the Spanish Inquisition.
Moses / Comicus / Torquemada / Jacques / King Louis XVI

Emperor Nero

Empress Nympho

Count de Monet

Madame Defarge

Swiftus

Josephus

Mademoiselle Rimbaud

Marcus Vindictus

Chief Caveman

Miriam

Narrator

Prehistoric Man / Captain Mucus - The Roman Empire

Prehistoric Woman

Prehistoric Man
Prehistoric Man
Prehistoric Man

Prehistoric Man
Prehistoric Man / Disciple - The Roman Empire
Prehistoric Man

Prehistoric Man

Court Spokesman - The Roman Empire

Soothsayer - The Roman Empire

Competence - The Roman Empire

Roman Officer - The Roman Empire

Stoned Soldier #2 - The Roman Empire

Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire

Caladonia - The Roman Empire
Chemist - The Roman Empire

Lt. Bob - The Roman Empire

Maitre 'D - The Roman Empire

Entrepreneur - The Roman Empire

Plumbing Salesman - The Roman Empire

Column Salesman - The Roman Empire

Small Liar - The Roman Empire

Jesus - The Roman Empire

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire (as Jeana Tomasino)

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Jew #1 - The Spanish Inquisition

Chief Monk - The Spanish Inquisition

Rat Vendor - The French Revolution

Monsieur Rimbaud - The French Revolution

Rich Man - The French Revolution

Applecore Vendor - The French Revolution (as Sidney Lassick)

Queen - The French Revolution

Citizen Official - The French Revolution

Dole office clerk (uncredited)

French Girl (uncredited)

Stoned Soldier #1 - The Roman Empire
Bearnaise

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Voice of God speaking to Moses
