• Home
  • Movie
  • Tv Shows
  • Anime
  • Sports
  • IPTV
  • Collection
  • AI Search
  • Download
Febbox Token

CinemaOS

Your entertainment hub

TrendingMoviesTV ShowsSearch
Powered byConsumet & TMDB API

Important Disclaimer

◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

CinemaOS operates as a content aggregator and does not host any media files on our servers. All content is sourced from third-party providers and embedded services. For any copyright concerns or DMCA takedown requests, please contact the respective content providers directly.

Third-party ContentNo File Hosting

Built with ❤️ for entertainment enthusiasts worldwide

The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Watch TrailerWatch Movie
Share
The Onion Movie

"America's Finest News Source."

2008
1h 20m
6.1(231 votes)
Comedy

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Links & Resources

WebsiteIMDbView

Social & External

IMDb

Production Companies

Videos & Trailers

4 videos

Cast & Crew

46 members
Acting

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Len Cariou
Acting

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal
Acting

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Larissa Laskin
Acting

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Ken Takemoto
Acting

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Don McManus
Acting

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton
Acting

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed
Acting

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Brendan Fletcher
Acting

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Daniel Dae Kim
Acting

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Meredith Baxter
Acting

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Jed Rees
Acting

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield
Acting

Ahmed B. Badran

Peruvian

No Image
Acting

Brian Powell

Typical Neighbor Husband

Brian Powell
Acting

Scott Klace

Kip Kendall

Scott Klace
Acting

Barbara Pilavin

Alzheimers Old Lady

Barbara Pilavin
Acting

Sandy Kenyon

Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Sandy Kenyon
Acting

Orlando Seale

Producer

Orlando Seale
Acting

Erik Stolhanske

Producer

Erik Stolhanske
Acting

Sarah McElligott

Melissa Cherry

Sarah McElligott
Acting

Randy Oglesby

Surgeon General

Randy Oglesby
Acting

Kwame Boateng

Dibo

Kwame Boateng
Acting

Richard Fancy

Kenneth Garber

Richard Fancy
Acting

Alex Solowitz

The Masses

Alex Solowitz
Acting

Savannah Haske

Rapist Lisa

Savannah Haske
Acting

Rebecca Lowman

Rape Victim Julie

Rebecca Lowman
Acting

Jim Gleason

Steel Beam Architect

Jim Gleason
Acting

Michael Harney

Line-Up Detective

Michael Harney
Acting

Angel Cassidy

Porn Star

Angel Cassidy
Acting

Gauge

Porn Star

Gauge
Acting

Robert Hoffman

Lollipop Love Dancer

Robert Hoffman
Acting

Joel McHale

Office Worker

Joel McHale
Acting

Harry Shum Jr.

Lollipop Love Dancer

Harry Shum Jr.
Acting

Kevin Federline

Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline
Acting

Bo Barrett

Wigger Jim

Bo Barrett
Acting

Chrissy Metz

Heavy Girl

Chrissy Metz
Acting

Marshall Manesh

Announcer

Marshall Manesh
Acting

Greg Cipes

Hippie Diplomant

Greg Cipes
Acting

Nick Chinlund

Bryce Brand

Nick Chinlund
Acting

Jim Rash

Bryce's Manager

Jim Rash
Acting

Paul Scheer

Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

Paul Scheer
Acting

John Viener

Peen Out Guy

John Viener
Acting

Gedde Watanabe

James Nakatami

Gedde Watanabe
Acting

Chris Villa

Gay Guy

No Image
Acting

Michael Delaney

Gil Bates

Michael Delaney
Acting

Karen Miller

Cockpuncher Entourage

No Image

Similar Movies

Raising Arizona
7.1
1987

Raising Arizona

When a childless couple--an ex-con and an ex-cop--decide to help themselves to one of another family's quintuplets, their lives become more complicated than they anticipated.

Movie
D.E.B.S.
6.5
2004

D.E.B.S.

The star of a team of teenage crime fighters falls for the alluring villainess she must bring to justice.

Movie
Life of Brian
7.8
1979

Life of Brian

Brian Cohen is an average young Jewish man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a reputation as the Messiah. When he's not dodging his followers or being scolded by his shrill mother, the hapless Brian has to contend with the pompous Pontius Pilate and acronym-obsessed members of a separatist movement. Rife with Monty Python's signature absurdity, the tale finds Brian's life paralleling Biblical lore, albeit with many more laughs.

Movie
L'Esprit de famille
5.6
2020

L'Esprit de famille

A writer must face the sudden death of his father, but after the burial, the latter reappears to him. He will have to learn to live with this facetious companion, but difficult to explain the situation to his family, because he is the only one who can see him. This disturbing presence will create an earthquake in the family.

Movie
Brazil
7.7
1985

Brazil

Low-level bureaucrat Sam Lowry escapes the monotony of his day-to-day life through a recurring daydream of himself as a virtuous hero saving a beautiful damsel. Investigating a case that led to the wrongful arrest and eventual death of an innocent man instead of wanted terrorist Harry Tuttle, he meets the woman from his daydream, and in trying to help her gets caught in a web of mistaken identities, mindless bureaucracy and lies.

Movie
Shaun of the Dead
7.5
2004

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun lives a supremely uneventful life, which revolves around his girlfriend, his mother, and, above all, his local pub. This gentle routine is threatened when the dead return to life and make strenuous attempts to snack on ordinary Londoners.

Movie
Beau Is Afraid
6.7
2023

Beau Is Afraid

Following the sudden death of his mother, a mild-mannered but anxiety-ridden man confronts his darkest fears as he embarks on an epic, Kafkaesque odyssey back home.

Movie
Eddington
6.8
2025

Eddington

In May of 2020, a standoff between a small-town sheriff and mayor sparks a powder keg as neighbor is pitted against neighbor in Eddington, New Mexico.

Movie
Adam's Apples
7.4
2005

Adam's Apples

A neo-nazi sentenced to community service at a church clashes with the blindly devotional priest.

Movie
The Great Dictator
8.3
1940

The Great Dictator

Dictator Adenoid Hynkel tries to expand his empire while a poor Jewish barber tries to avoid persecution from Hynkel's regime.

Movie
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
8.1
1964

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

After the insane General Jack D. Ripper initiates a nuclear strike on the Soviet Union, a war room full of politicians, generals and a Russian diplomat all frantically try to stop it.

Movie
Spaceballs
6.8
1987

Spaceballs

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Movie
Drop Dead Gorgeous
6.4
1999

Drop Dead Gorgeous

In a small Minnesota town, the annual beauty pageant is being covered by a TV crew. Former winner Gladys Leeman wants to make sure her daughter follows in her footsteps; explosions, falling lights, and trailer fires prove that. As the Leemans are the richest family in town, the police are pretty relaxed about it all. Despite everything, main rival (but sweet) Amber Atkins won't give up without a fight.

Movie
Abbuzze! Der Badesalz-Film
6.6
1996

Abbuzze! Der Badesalz-Film

The film mainly consists of various, often grotesque episodes. There is also a frame story from which the episodes are derived. However, the connection between the frame story and the episodes is very weak. Many episodes revolve around surveillance and security. In the frame story, insurance agent Erich and Richard are stuck together in an elevator that is unusually large for an apartment building (about 3x3 meters). While Erich wants to get out as quickly as possible, Richard isn't actually in any hurry, as he seems to live in the elevator.

Movie
Help Me I'm Dying
6.2
2019

Help Me I'm Dying

Filmed live at the Wilbur Theater in Boston, the self-proclaimed sweatiest woman in show business brings you her first ever standup special. Told in three acts and influenced heavily by her loves of surrealism and Russia, with multiple scripted sketches and filmed segments, her unique brand of humor will have you laughing while wondering, “is she ok?”.

Movie
Nashville
7.2
1975

Nashville

The intersecting stories of twenty-four characters—from country star to wannabe to reporter to waitress—connect to the music business in Nashville, Tennessee.

Movie
3.8
2010

Jake Gyllenhaal Challenges the Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize

A remixed narrative that combines two Jake Gyllenhaal films (Donnie Darko and Jarhead) with news footage of former President Barack Obama.

Movie
Pleasantville
7.3
1998

Pleasantville

Geeky teenager David and his popular twin sister, Jennifer, get sucked into the black-and-white world of a 1950s TV sitcom called "Pleasantville," and find a world where everything is peachy keen all the time. But when Jennifer's modern attitude disrupts Pleasantville's peaceful but boring routine, she literally brings color into its life.

Movie
Tropic Thunder
6.7
2008

Tropic Thunder

A group of self-absorbed actors set out to make the most expensive war film ever. After ballooning costs force the studio to cancel the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast into the jungles of Southeast Asia, where they encounter real bad guys.

Movie
Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
5.3
1979

Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

Believe it or not, even Smalltown USA still has people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna and Lamar could have the perfect relationship, were it not for Lamar's obsession with rear entry.

Movie

Recommended Movies

The Union: The Business Behind Getting High
7.2
2007

The Union: The Business Behind Getting High

Filmmaker Adam Scorgie explores the illegal marijuana industry in British Columbia, revealing how the international business is most likely more profitable than it would be if it was lawful in this enlightening documentary. Marijuana growers, law enforcement officials, physicians, politicians, criminologists, economists and celebrities—including comedian Tommy Chong—shed light on this topical subject in a series of compelling interviews.

Movie
King's Game
6.7
2004

King's Game

Starting a new job as a political journalist at a leading newspaper, Ulrik Torp witnesses a brutal struggle for power in the Midparty's ranks -- a struggle that coincides with the charismatic party leader's involvement in a near fatal car accident. A flurry of lies and media speculation surrounds the incident. Gradually, Ulrik unearths a ruthless conspiracy involving the incumbent prime minister.

Movie
The Paloni Show! Halloween Special!
6.3
2022

The Paloni Show! Halloween Special!

Leroy, Reggie and Cheruce Paloni host a Halloween special full of spooky shorts from a group of up-and-coming animators.

Movie
Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove
2.8
2005

Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove

A group of friends unleash a demonic Pirate from a treasure chest.

Movie
6.6
2012

Fugu & Tako

Two Japanese salary men who's lives literally transform when one of them eats a live puffer fish in a sushi bar.

Tomb of the Werewolf
3.4
2004

Tomb of the Werewolf

A reality TV crew visits Castle Daninsky to search for a hidden treasure in the dungeons. Instead of finding treasure, they unearth a tomb and unleash a cursed servant.

Movie
The Train
7.5
1964

The Train

As the Allied forces approach Paris in August 1944, German Colonel Von Waldheim is desperate to take all of France's greatest paintings to Germany. He manages to secure a train to transport the valuable art works even as the chaos of retreat descends upon them. The French resistance however wants to stop them from stealing their national treasures but have received orders from London that they are not to be destroyed. The station master, Labiche, is tasked with scheduling the train and making it all happen smoothly but he is also part of a dwindling group of resistance fighters tasked with preventing the theft. He and others stage an elaborate ruse to keep the train from ever leaving French territory.

Movie
Wolf Warrior 2
6.5
2017

Wolf Warrior 2

China's deadliest special forces operative settles into a quiet life on the sea. When sadistic mercenaries begin targeting nearby civilians, he must leave his newfound peace behind and return to his duties as a soldier and protector.

Movie
The Patriot
5.6
1998

The Patriot

A deadly virus threatens to wipe out an entire Rocky Mountain town, leaving the town doctor to find some way to escape the soldiers who enforce the town's quarantine and devise an antidote. Matters take a more deadly turn after the physician is captured by a dangerously unstable band of militia extremists.

Movie
Appaloosa
6.6
2008

Appaloosa

Two friends hired to police a small town that is suffering under the rule of a rancher find their job complicated by the arrival of a young widow.

Movie
The Inbetweeners Movie
6.2
2011

The Inbetweeners Movie

High school graduation just wouldn’t be complete without an un-chaperoned, uninhibited and unforgettable final holiday. At least that’s what Will, Jay, Simon and Neil think when they book a two-week stay on an exotic Greek island. As their dreams of sun-drenched days and booze-filled nights are left hopelessly unfulfilled, the lads fight their way into the party scene with hilariously humiliating results.

Movie
Don't Hang Up
6.3
2016

Don't Hang Up

An evening of drunken prank calls becomes a nightmare for a pair of teenagers when a mysterious stranger turns their own game against them.

Movie
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
7.4
1995

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

Manhattan drag queens Vida Boheme and Noxeema Jackson impress regional judges in competition, securing berths in the Nationals in Los Angeles. When the two meet pathetic drag novice Chi-Chi Rodriguez — one of the losers that evening — the charmed Vida and Noxeema agree to take the hopeless youngster under their joined wing. Soon the three set off on a madcap road trip across America and struggle to make it to Los Angeles in time.

Movie
The Stanford Prison Experiment
6.9
2015

The Stanford Prison Experiment

In 1971, Stanford's Professor Philip Zimbardo conducts a controversial psychology experiment in which college students pretend to be either prisoners or guards, but the proceedings soon get out of hand. Based on a true story.

Movie
Top Secret!
7.1
1984

Top Secret!

Popular and dashing American singer Nick Rivers travels to East Germany to perform in a music festival. When he loses his heart to the gorgeous Hillary Flammond, he finds himself caught up in an underground resistance movement. Rivers joins forces with Agent Cedric and Flammond to attempt the rescue of her father, Dr. Paul, from the Germans, who have captured the scientist in hopes of coercing him into building a new naval mine.

Movie
Star Trek: Nemesis
6.3
2002

Star Trek: Nemesis

En route to the honeymoon of William Riker to Deanna Troi on her home planet of Betazed, Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise receives word from Starfleet that a coup has resulted in the installation of a new Romulan political leader, Shinzon, who claims to seek peace with the human-backed United Federation of Planets. Once in enemy territory, the captain and his crew make a startling discovery: Shinzon is human, a slave from the Romulan sister planet of Remus, and has a secret, shocking relationship to Picard himself.

Movie
Jackass: The Movie
6.3
2002

Jackass: The Movie

Johnny Knoxville and his band of maniacs perform a variety of stunts and gross-out gags on the big screen for the first time. They wander around Japan in panda outfits, wreak havoc on a once civilized golf course, they even do stunts involving LIVE alligators, and so on.

Movie
Suburbicon
5.9
2017

Suburbicon

In the quiet family town of Suburbicon during the 1950s, the best and worst of humanity is hilariously reflected through the deeds of seemingly ordinary people. When a home invasion turns deadly, a picture-perfect family turns to blackmail, revenge and murder.

Movie
Imagine Me & You
7.6
2006

Imagine Me & You

During her wedding ceremony, Rachel notices Luce in the audience and feels instantly drawn to her. The two women become close friends, and when Rachel learns that Luce is a lesbian, she realizes that despite her happy marriage to Heck, she is falling for Luce. As she questions her sexual orientation, Rachel must decide between her stable relationship with Heck and her exhilarating new romance with Luce.

Movie
Tron
6.6
1982

Tron

When brilliant video game maker Flynn hacks the mainframe of his ex-employer, he is beamed inside an astonishing digital world...And becomes part of the very game he is designing. In his mission through cyberspace, Flynn matches wits with a maniacal Master Control Program and teams up with Tron, a security measure created to bring balance to the digital environment.

Movie