

"Born to aristocracy. Bred for idiocy."
A new porter embarks on an unlikely relationship with the youngest daughter of a prominent English family. Simultaneously, rivalries are spilling over in the Davenport family, led by the Lord and Lady as they also weather the epic failure of the wedding of their eldest daughter to her caddish cousin.
Rose Davenport

Eric Noone

Poppy Davenport

Lord Davenport

Lady Davenport

Phyllis Davenport

Archibald

Inspector Watt

Great Aunt Bonaparte

Karl

Mrs. McAllister

Vicar

Bill

Cyril

Darvesh Khalid

Big Alan

Older Rose Davenport (voice)

Bert Chester

Fifi Valentine

Lionel Gritt

Mary Bechdel / Constance Bechdel
J.R.R. Tolkien

Patricia
Mrs. Kitchen
Alexander

Sister Jude

Austin Blaine

Prison Guard

Gladys

Prospective Hall Boy

Rose Seller
(uncredited)