"They wrote the book on how not to be criminals."

2006

1h 26m

6.5(474 votes)

Action

Comedy

Crime

Thriller

Overview

A frustrated, unemployed teacher joins forces with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme.

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Cast & Crew

19 members

Acting

David Schwimmer

Charlie

Acting

Simon Pegg

Gus

Acting

Alice Eve

Josie McBroom

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Natascha McElhone

Penelope Wood

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Jon Polito

Agent Hymes

Acting

Mimi Rogers

Mrs. Smalls

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William Rosenfeld

Deputy Garman

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Julian Glover

80 year old Blind Man

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Shauna Shim

Melanie 1

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Sarah Edmondson

Isabella

Acting

Amber Sealey

Call Center Supervisor

Acting

Laurence Bouvard

Melanie 2

Acting

Olivia Peterson

Emily

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Colin Stinton

Max

Acting

Mitchell Mullen

Reverend Smalls

Acting

Mindy Lee Raskin

Melanie 3

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Paul Preston

Oregon Undertaker

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Clair Elsmore

Snuff Movie victim

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Kenneth Jay

Barman

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