"Who said anything about talent?"
Starting from childhood attempts at illustration, the protagonist pursues his true obsession to art school. But as he learns how the art world really works, he finds that he must adapt his vision to the reality that confronts him.
Jerome

Audrey

Professor Sandiford

Jimmy

Jonah

Vince

Bardo

Matthew

Art History Teacher

Marvin Bushmiller

Professor Okamura

Army-Jacket

Eno
Flower
Kiss-Ass
Martel Drinker
Cliffy

Shilo

Vegan

Filthy-Haired Girl

Mom

Preppy Girl

Donald Baumgarten

Candace

Leslie

Beat Girl

Richard Natwick

Professor David Zipkin

Lonny

Mikey

Kevin

Jonah's Wife - Marie

Mom Platz

Dad Platz

Cynthia Platz

Doddering Aunt
Art Dealer

Lawyer

Cranky Guard

Suburban Girl

Vince's Grandpa

Vince's Editor

Vince's Editor's Girlfriend

Nympho Slut

Hector

Woman Strangled

Young Jerome
Eugene
Stoob

Cute Girl

Cute Girl's Boyfriend
Coach

Hurst

Coed

Coed

Female Student

Kid
Teacher

Grenadine Woman

Punching Bully

Other Bully
Cop

Cop

Scary Local

Girl Who Steps on Glass
Broadway Bob D'Annunzio (uncredited)

Girl Student