
"If your father was the Devil and your mother was an angel, you'd be messed up too."
After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his throne to any of his three sons, the two most powerful of them escape to Earth to create a kingdom for themselves. This action closes the portal filtering sinful souls to Hell and causes Satan to wither away. He must send his most weak but beloved son, Little Nicky, to Earth to return his brothers to Hell.
Nicky

Valerie Veran

Dad

Adrian

Cassius

Lucifer

Todd

Peter

John

Beefy

Holly

Referee

Peeper

Gatekeeper

Chief of Police

Deacon

Jimmy the Demon

The Townie

Street Vendor

Nipples

Christa

Jenna

Alumni Hall Announcer

Cardinal

Mayor Randolph

Hitler

Mom

Dad
Son

Mrs. Dunleavy

Fenner

Henry Winkler

Himself

Bill Walton

Regis Philbin

Sylvia Lopez
Weatherman

Beating Cop

Bus Shelter Bum

Old Lady at Game

WNYH Reporter (uncredited)

Korean Man (uncredited)

Dan Marino (uncredited)

Chubbs (uncredited)

Human Dartboard

Gary the Monster

Bum in Alley
