
"They're as straight as can be, but don't tell anyone."
Firefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core—which is why when widower Larry asks Chuck to pose as his lover so that he can get domestic partner benefits for his kids, his buddy agrees. However, things get dicey when a bureaucrat comes calling, and the boys are forced to present a picture of domestic bliss.
Charles 'Chuck' Levine

Lawrence 'Larry' Valentine

Alex McDonough

Captain Phineas J. Tucker

Fred G. Duncan

Clinton Fitzer

Renaldo Pinera

Steve

Benefits Supervisor

Kevin McDonough

Councilman Banks

Hooters Girl

Darla

Tori Valentine
Donna

Doctor Honey

Teacher

Bernie's Mother

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl
Hooters Girl
Hooters Girl
Mr. Auerbach

Crazy Homeless Man

Teresa

Glen Aldrich

Band Leader

Salesman

NY Cop

Jim the Protestor

Mailman

Karl Eisendorf

David Nootzie

Tony Paroni

Higgy

J.D.
Eric Valentine
Bernie
Protestor

Asian Minister

Transvestite Groupie

Cab Driver
