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The Fable of the Roistering Blades

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The Fable of the Roistering Blades

1915

0h 10m

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Overview

Out in the celery belt there is a stunted flag station whose leading citizens still wear gum arctics. In this lonesome kraal two highly respected money getters marched at the head of the women and school children during Perfect Developing and Printing dry movement day.

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Wallace Beery

Wallace Beery

Milt

Charles J. Stine

Charles J. Stine

Henry

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Directed by: Richard Foster Baker
Written by: George Ade

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