"You get what you pay for."

2008

1h 50m

5.8(1051 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Dealing with a sociopathic school bully, three high school freshmen hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them, not realizing he is just a homeless beggar and petty thief looking for some easy cash.

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Cast & Crew

57 members

Acting

Owen Wilson

Drillbit Taylor

Acting

Leslie Mann

Lisa

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Nate Hartley

Wade

Acting

Troy Gentile

Ryan

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David Dorfman

Emmit

Acting

Alex Frost

Filkins

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Josh Peck

Ronnie

Acting

Casey Boersma

Chuck

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Dylan Boersma

Nick

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Lisa Ann Walter

Dolores

Acting

Beth Littleford

Barbara

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David Koechner

Frightened Dad

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Matt Walsh

Not for Pot Driver

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Janet Varney

Attractive Woman Driver

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Lisa Lampanelli

Ronnie's Mom

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Bill O'Neill

Dean

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Shaun Weiss

Bus Driver

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Jordan Valacich

Cute Girl on Stairs

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Danny McBride

Don

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Ian Roberts

Jim

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Julia Roth

High School Juliet

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Alex Donnelley

Filkins' Mom

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Katie Gill

Hot Girl

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Valerie Tian

Brooke

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Dana Nicole Silver

Hallway Girl

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Andrew Lewis Caldwell

Filkins' Buddy

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Vincent Malouf

Another Kid

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Mo Gallini

Male Police Officer on Bluff

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Stacy Arnell

Female Police Officer on Bluff

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David Bowe

Male Teacher

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Tichina Arnold

Photography Teacher

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Cedric Yarbrough

Bernie

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Robert Musgrave

Stump

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Joe Wilson

Homeless Man

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Jeff Kahn

Café Manager

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Adam Ho

Hendrix Kid

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Stephen Root

Principal Doppler

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Lauren Glenn

Bikini Girl

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Leslie Ann Lizarde

Bikini Girl

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Rance Howard

Older Man

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Steve Bannos

Coffee Computer Guy

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Kevin Hart

Pawn Shop Dealer

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Da'Vone McDonald

Hip Hop / Country Bodyguard

Acting

Roger Fan

Bodyguard With Knives

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Cristos

Tattooed Bodyguard

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Adam Baldwin

Disgruntled Bodyguard

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Chuck Liddell

Himself

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Frank Whaley

Jittery Bodyguard

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Matt Besser

Pawn Shop Owner

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Sarah Loew

Johnny Rockets Waitress

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Mary Pat Gleason

Mrs. Farber

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Mary-Pat Green

Nurse

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Vincent Laresca

Fence

Directing

Steven Brill

Doctor

Acting

Shane Ryan-Reid

High School Student

Acting

Max Van Ville

Kid with a Drink

Acting

Matthew Cardarople

7-11 Clerk

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