CinemaOSMovie · 2003 · 1h 49m
Stealing Rembrandt

They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it

60%(38)IMDbActionComedy

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

Directed byJannik Johansen

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 49m
Language
DA
Released
May 17, 2003
Budget
$3,000,000
Revenue
$59,466
Studios
Ugly Duckling FilmsFine & Mellow Productions

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Rembrandt (2003) - Officiel trailer

Rembrandt (2003) - Officiel trailer

Featuring

Cast & crew

10 credited
Starring
Lars Brygmann

Lars Brygmann

Mick

Jakob Cedergren

Jakob Cedergren

Tom

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Kenneth

Nicolas Bro

Nicolas Bro

Jimmy

Sonja Richter

Sonja Richter

Trine

Søren Pilmark

Søren Pilmark

Bæk

Gordon Kennedy

Gordon Kennedy

Christian

Paprika Steen

Paprika Steen

Charlotte

Ulf Pilgaard

Ulf Pilgaard

Flemming

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Erik

Creative team
Directed by
Jannik Johansen
Jannik Johansen
Written by
Anders Thomas Jensen
Anders Thomas Jensen
Jannik Johansen
Jannik Johansen
Produced by
Thomas Gammeltoft
Thomas Gammeltoft
Lene Bausager
Lene Bausager

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