"The Movie That Grabs TV by the Dials and Won't Let Go!"
Some unknown source has interrupted all television transmissions around the world. In place of the regular broadcasts, a lineup of extremely tasteless programs and commercials have been substituted. Included in the mix are such show as The Shitheads, The Charles Whitman Invitational, and commercials for a number of improbable products.
Lisa Allen

Celebrity Sportsman

Trucker's Friend

Loan Officer

Lady Mailperson

David

Count's Blond Girlfriend

Suspicious Man
Charles Conlin

Paranoid Man
Senator Simon
Admiral Taft

Pete
Dawn

Miracle White Lady

Miracle White Announcer

Artie
Alice
Mr. Dorset

Bud Schuler

Max

Boy in Winkles
Switchboard Operator #2 (as Meredith Baer)
