CinemaOSMovie · 1977 · 1h 32m

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

49%(68)IMDbComedy

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

Directed byMarc Monnet, Coluche

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 32m
Language
FR
Released
October 19, 1977
Studios
AMLFWorld ProductionsLes Films du Triangle

Featuring

Cast & crew

10 credited
Starring
Coluche

Coluche

Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Dominique Lavanant

Dominique Lavanant

La reine Madeleine

Anémone

Anémone

La cousine Lucienne

Martin Lamotte

Martin Lamotte

Le bouffon

Michel Blanc

Michel Blanc

Antremont

Roland Giraud

Roland Giraud

Le duc d'Orléans

Gérard Jugnot

Gérard Jugnot

Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Lanvin

Gérard Lanvin

Le chevalier blanc

Thierry Lhermitte

Thierry Lhermitte

Le héraut d'armes

Marie-Anne Chazel

Marie-Anne Chazel

La reine de Flandre

Creative team
Directed by
Marc Monnet
Coluche
Coluche
Written by
Coluche
Coluche
Produced by
Claude Hauser

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