In this comedic short, Joe and Alice McDoakes each wish their looks were better.
Social & External
Joe McDoakes aka Roger
Nurse Mabel (uncredited)
Nurse Anna (uncredited)
Alice McDoakes aka Cynthia (uncredited)
Eddie the Bartender (uncredited)
Dr. Von Slaughter (uncredited)
Harry (uncredited)
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