
"Giving big businesses a run for their money!"
After Dick Harper loses his job at Globodyne in an Enron-esque collapse, he and his wife, Jane, turn to crime in order to handle the massive debt they now face. Two intelligent people, Dick and Jane actually get pretty good at robbing people and even enjoy it -- but they have second thoughts when they're reminded that crime can hurt innocent people. When the couple hears that Globodyne boss Jack McCallister actually swindled the company, they plot revenge.
Dick Harper

Jane Harper

Jack McCallister

Frank Bascombe

Garth

Veronica Cleeman

Joe Cleeman

Oz Peterson

Billy Harper
Blanca

Dick's Secretary

Jack's Receptionist

Jack's Assistant

Angry Caller (voice)

Executive

Phyllis

Laughing Executive

Production Assistant

Sound Technician (as Knox Grantham White)
Sam Samuels

Ralph Nader - Defensive Line Coach

Hysterical Globodyne Employee
Ficus Guy
Female Anchor
Hector

Gardener (as Rocael L. Rueda)

Laughing Executive

Laughing Executive

KostMart Training Leader Lucy

KostMart Job Applicant

Gym Manager
Scary KostMart Shopper

Lactose Intolerant Shopper

Disgruntled KostMart Customer

Used Car Salesman

Day Laborer
Day Laborer

Day Laborer (as Jullian Dulce Vida)
Truck Guy

Research Scientist

INS Agent

INS Agent

INS Agent
Nosy Neighbor
Convenience Store Clerk

Bigger Convenience Store Clerk

Elderly Lady with Bags
Head Shop Clerk

Coffee Shop Barrista

Sushi Chef
Sushi Chef (as Rikio Nakashita)
Sushi Chef

Car Dealer

Ameribanx Security Guard
Ameribanx Bank Manager

Debbie

Police Leader at Ameribanx
Naomi Seiler
Mark Fish
Hunter
Bartender

Concerned Businessman

Waiter
Account Rep - Grand Cayman Bank

Vice President - Grand Cayman Bank

Authorization Officer Spencer

Karen Williams' Receptionist

Karen Williams

Cop Outside Grand Cayman Bank
Female Globodyne Employee

Male Globodyne Employee

First KostMart Customer

Cesar

Gym Member (uncredited)

Test Monkey (uncredited)

Pyramid Tech CEO (uncredited)

Champion Club Patron / Grand Cayman Bank Client (uncredited)