"Alf's back!"
Alf and his family have been moved from their East End home into a high-rise council estate. Alf is not only having trouble coping with his new 'home', but also with the long commute to work, the long walk to the corner pub, his long-suffering wife Else, rebellious daughter Rita, and her philandering, constantly unemployed husband Mike.
Alf Garnett

Else Garnett

Rita Rawlins (née Garnett)

Michael 'Mike' Rawlins

Ronald Frewin

Mrs. Frewin

Wally

Willis

Milkman

Gran

Arthur Askey

George Best

Max Bygraves

Julie Ege

Kenny Lynch

Bobby Moore

Eric Sykes

Jim

First Bird
Second Bird – Jim's Girlfriend

Rex

Clerk
Bus Conductress

Non-Smoker
Policeman

Child
Irishman in Pub

Man (uncredited)
