Onion News Empire

Onion News Empire

Onion News Empire

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Onion News Empire

2013

0h 27m

6.8(5 votes)

Comedy

Overview

The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.

Links & Resources

Social & External

Production Companies

Amazon Studios

The Onion

Cast & Crew

18 members

Acting

Jeffrey Tambor

David Bryant

Jeffrey Tambor

Acting

Christopher Masterson

Sam West

Christopher Masterson

Acting

Aja Naomi King

Jillian

Aja Naomi King

Acting

William Sadler

Ed Musgrove

William Sadler

Acting

Laila Robins

Helena Zweibel

Laila Robins

Acting

Cheyenne Jackson

Cameron Grey

Cheyenne Jackson

Acting

Mabel L'Ecuyer

Courtney Carter

No Image

Acting

Jolly Abraham

Abigail

Jolly Abraham

Acting

Jodi Applegate Kay

Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)

Jodi Applegate Kay

Acting

Charles Techman

Kip O'Rourke

Charles Techman

Acting

Jonathan Marballi

Terrorist

Jonathan Marballi

Acting

Harriett D. Foy

Vivian

Harriett D. Foy

Acting

Jack Gilpin

Archibald Zweibel

Jack Gilpin

Acting

James Caulfield

Father Zweibel

James Caulfield

Acting

Tanner Flood

Kid

Tanner Flood

Acting

Darrie Lawrence

Old Lady

No Image

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Therese Plaehn

Producer

Therese Plaehn

Crew

Michael Crowe

Kidnapper (uncredited)

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