
"He's been bombed, blasted and plugged in the parachute... Is this any way to welcome the World's Greatest Detective?"
Inspector Clouseau disappears, and the Surete wants the world's second best detective to look for him. However, Clouseau's enemy, Dreyfus, rigs the Surete's computer to select, instead, the world's WORST detective, NYPD Sgt. Clifton Sleigh. Sleigh obtusely bungles his way past assassins and corrupt officials as though he were Clouseau's American cousin.
Sir Charles Litton

George Lytton

Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus

Countess Chandra

Lady Simone Litton

Bruno Langois

Prof. Auguste Balls

Cato Fong

Sergeant Clifton Sleigh

Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau

Juleta Shane (AKA Julie Morgan)

Bored Waiter

Sergeant Francois Duval

General Bufoni

Michelle Chauvin
Valencia Police Chief

Harvey Hamilcard III

Mr. Chong

Denise

Angry Hooker

Lugash Secret Policeman

Lt. Palmyra

Taxi Driver

Dave

President Sandover Haleesh

Rich Old Lady

Marta Balls

Cunny

President of France
Charlie

ENT Doctor

1st Mafia Boss

2nd Mafia Boss
2nd Valencia Policeman
Arthur

Hugo the Houseman
Dr. Arno Stang

Maurice Steiger

Doctor

Concierge

Bellboy

Commissioner of Police
Deputy Commissioner

Doorman

3rd Mafia Boss
4th Mafia Boss
5th Mafia Boss
1st Speedboat Man
2nd Speedboat Man

Spanish Nurse

TV Reporter
Gino Rossi
1st Valencia Policeman
Steiger's Guard
Lugash Secret Policeman
Dreyfus' Girlfriend
Latin Woman
Bruno's Crony #1
Bruno's Crony #2
Bruno's Crony #3
French Taxi Driver
