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1982

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15 members

Acting

Josema Yuste

Chema

Acting

Fernando Conde

Fernando

Acting

Millán Salcedo

Millán

Acting

Amparo Soler Leal

Marquesa

Acting

Agustín González

Venancio

Acting

Beatriz Carvajal

Virginia

Acting

Fina Torres

Unknown Role

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Alejandro de Enciso

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Alfonso Nadal

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Luis Barbero

Padre Vázquez

Acting

Lola Bayo

Unknown Role

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Juan Diego Botto

Niño

Acting

Frank Braña

Sansón

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Alfonso Castizo

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Paco Catalá

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