"The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!"

2005

1h 20m

3.3(20 votes)

Comedy

Action

Mystery

Thriller

Romance

Crime

Music

Overview

This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!

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Cast & Crew

71 members

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Paget Brewster

Julianne

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Neil Barton

Sam Saperstein

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Ashley Head

Anomalie

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Eric Hoffman

Harvey Hirschberg

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Brian Krow

Memento Guy

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Darren Keefe Reiher

Johnny Vince

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Averill Kessee

Surprise Chocolate Lover

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Jeanelle Smith

Heather Picture

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Saba Homayoon

Heather (voice)

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Jason Mewes

Answering Machine (voice)

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Gregory Gifford Giles

Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband

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Nicolas Read

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1

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Darren Richardson

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2

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Paul Goebel

Crime Boss

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Allan Wayne Anderson

Creepy Cowboy

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Beverly Lynne

Hot Blonde Lesbian #1

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Rebecca Riken

Hot Brunette Lesbian

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Oliver Vogt

Filthy Mysterious Bum

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Manolo Travieso

El Mariachi Guy

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Philip Zlotorynski

White Guy

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Liam Hearne

Hitler

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Pauly Shore

Self

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Jasna Meshko

Hot Blonde Lesbian #2

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Rob Schrab

Bald Genius

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Abraham Kleiman

Rabbi Eyns

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Henri Lubatti

Rabbi Tsvey

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Dan Mirvish

Rabbi Dray

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Claudia Katz

Bound Secretary

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Robert Eaton

Creepy Security Guard

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Bob Odenkirk

Steve

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Pete Jones

Self

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Costume & Make-Up

Woodie Wade

Undercover Cop

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Jimmy Ryan

Malkovich Man

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Amy Keranen

Confused Chick

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Regina Berger

Running German Girl (Lola)

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Hope Levy

Greek Wedding Girl

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Neil Dooley

Greek Father

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Chi Chi Navarro

Greek Grandma

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John Fortson

Spader

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David Douglas

Spike

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Clint Howard

The Mechanic

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Robert Ciresi Jr

Greek Husband

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Neil Hopkins

Lanky Man

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Brittney Skye

Bar Girl #1

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Heather Korn

Bar Girl #2

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Julie Strain

Self

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Dan Heinan

Toxic Avenger

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Chris Gore

Gimp / Mexican Standoff Extra

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Ward Roberts

Boy Scout

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Lizzy Strain

Orgy Girl

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John Tamaki

Midget, Dwarf, Little Person

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Michelle Molchanov

Female Dancer

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Karen Lamarche Roberto

Female Dancer

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Andrea Bogart

Female Dancer

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Claudia Velasco

Female Dancer

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Jamie Allen

Male Dancer

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Justin Deater

Male Dancer

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Dennis Kyle

Male Dancer

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Kyle Bruich

Male Dancer

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Caroline Rivers

Girl in a Tutu with a Gun

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Writing

Jim Agnew

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Mark Bell

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Eric Campos

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Megan Ford

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Michael Muzerall

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Chris Roach

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Brian Rowe

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Jon Schnepp

Mexican Standoff Extra

Production

David Glanzer

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Writing

Spencer Grove

Mexican Standoff Extra

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Production

David Wiggins

Mexican Standoff Extra

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