Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht

Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht

Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht

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Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht

2005

1h 31m

2.0(2 votes)

Comedy

TV Movie

Overview

Thomas has a problem: the single man has crashed a borrowed Ferrari into the wall without insurance and now needs a lot of money to pay for the damage. When he accidentally runs in front of the convertible of likeable photographer Lisa and ends up in hospital with minor injuries, his chaotic brother Andi has the idea that saves the day: a lawsuit for compensation for pain and suffering! The only unfortunate thing is that Andi forges the certificate for impotence of all things.

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Production Companies

Dreamtool Entertainment

Cast & Crew

13 members

Acting

Oliver Mommsen

Thomas Möbius

Oliver Mommsen

Acting

Wolke Hegenbarth

Lisa Behrwanger

Wolke Hegenbarth

Acting

Elena Uhlig

Karin

Elena Uhlig

Acting

Barbara Schöne

Hilde Möbius

Barbara Schöne

Acting

Tim Sander

Andi Möbius

Tim Sander

Acting

Oktay Özdemir

Dsengis

Oktay Özdemir

Acting

Waldemar Kobus

Herr Bayerle

Waldemar Kobus

Acting

Dietrich Hollinderbäumer

Karl-Heinz Möbius

Dietrich Hollinderbäumer

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Dieter Henkel

Pfarrer Blaschke

No Image

Acting

Hasan Ali Mete

Mechaniker Enzo d'Eugenio

Hasan Ali Mete

Acting

Arnd Schimkat

Rainer

Arnd Schimkat

Acting

Helmfried von Lüttichau

Wulf

Helmfried von Lüttichau

Acting

Laura Osswald

Krankenschwester

Laura Osswald

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