
"A comedy about murder, greed, lust, revenge & turf"
A small-time horse trainer has successfully screwed up his life. His wife hates him, hie mistress loathes him and his father-in-law wants to kill him. With nothing to lose, he enlists the help of his best friend and concocts a plan to rig the biggest horse race in Australia.
Narrator (voice)

Becky Wodinski

Cindy Portman
Max MacKendrick

Alicia Coxhead

Henry

Grace

Barry Coxhead

Jade

Helen Lows
Gilles

Charles Winterbottom

Judge
Ed Crow
News Reporter
Maitre D
Cassandre

Kimberley
Trackside Reporter
Joe
Tiffany
Henry’s Secretary
Roman

Seamus

Mr Portman

Mrs Portman (as Suzy Cato)
Becky’s Dad
Radio DJ
Reporter Race Day

Cop
Cop
Cop
Cop
Cop
Race Caller/TV Commentator
TV Commentator
TV Commentator
TV Commentator
Elvis Impersonator
Lawyer