
"Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you."
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Dante

Randal

Veronica

Caitlin

Jay

Silent Bob

William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer

Angry Mourner

Chewlie's Rep

Old Man
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer

Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer

Sanford / Angry Mourner
#812 Wynarski
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer

Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door

Coroner
Administer of Fine / Orderly
Indecisive Video Customer
Caged Animal Maturbator
Dental School Video Customer
Trainer

Alyssa's Sister Heather
Tabloid Reading Customer
Cat-Watching Customer
Olaf the Russian Metalhead
Stuck in Chips Can
Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door
'Happy Scrappy' Mom
Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer
'Happy Scrappy' Kid
Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover
Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door

Blue Collar Man
Door Tugging Customer
Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door

Burner Looking for Weed
Cut-Off Customer
Customer with Diapers
Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves
Milk Lady
Little Smoking Girl
Angry Crowd at Door
Angry Crowd at Door
Hockey Player
Hockey Player
Hockey Player
Angry Smoking Crowd
Angry Smoking Crowd
Angry Smoking Crowd
Angry Smoking Crowd