Dirk and Betty

Dirk and Betty

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Dirk and Betty

2000

1h 32m

4.5(2 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Two friends experiment with drugs and end up stranded at a local store with some bizarre patrons.

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8 members

Acting

Pamela Adlon

Daisy

Pamela Adlon

Acting

Robert Bauer

Dirk

Robert Bauer

Acting

Nicole Dooley

Nanny

No Image

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Maria Pitillo

Betty

Maria Pitillo

Acting

Eric Roberts

Customer

Eric Roberts

Acting

Jonathan Silverman

Tow Truck Guy

Jonathan Silverman

Acting

Amber Smith

Beautiful Canyon Girl

Amber Smith

Acting

Marisa Tomei

Paris

Marisa Tomei

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