"Thunder buddies for life."

2015

1h 55m

6.3(8160 votes)

Comedy

Fantasy

Overview

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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10 featured cast members

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Mark Wahlberg

John

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Amanda Seyfried

Samantha

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Morgan Freeman

Patrick Meighan

Sam J. Jones

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Michael Dorn

Rick

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

Creative team

Directed by: Seth MacFarlane
Written by: Seth MacFarlane
Alec Sulkin
Produced by: Jason Clark
John Jacobs

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