"Who's next?"
The story of two lads from Belfast as they stumble their way through the London gay underworld in search of 'gainful employment'. This being the offering of sexual favours to older gay men in order to subsidise their respective giros. 9 Dead Gay Guys is a high-camp send-up of gay stereotypes.
Kenny
Byron

The Iron Lady
Golders Green

The Desperate Dwarf

Jeff

The Queen

Donkey-Dick Dark

Jeff's Wife
Dick-Cheese Deepak
Nev

Father Ted
Third West African Brother
Second West African Brother
First West African Brother
Cop
A Very Camp Man Indeed
Moaning Man
Dirty Ole' Irish Tramp

Gay Gossip
Gay Gossip
Gay Gossip
Gay Gossip
Other Cop
Blind Old Bat
Old Granny
Old Granny
Old Granny
Breeder
Breeder
Orthodox Jew
Orthodox Jew
Orthodox Jew
Orthodox Jew
The Gigolo

Porn Star
Russian Solder
Old Nick
