Kwagga Robertse owns a farm shop in the fictional Southern African country of Nambabwe and usually cons foreign tourists by pretending to kill a lion, thus earning him the nickname 'Urumbo' (Lion Killer) from the country's natives. Kwagga is upset when the UN sends a platoon of incompetent soldiers with the United Nations Transition Assistance Group (U.N.T.A.G.), to monitor the peace process, and ensure free and fair elections after the Nambabwean War for Independence. The U.N.T.A.G's American leader, Major Bradick D. Mackay and his second-in-command, Captain Zapman are offered a diamond worth a lot of money in the U.S., and they must pay 200,000 USD to Duan Robertse, Kwagga's competitive brother trying to buy a farm left to them by their dead father.
Kwagga Robbertse

Zapman
Van Den Ploes

Inge
Nigel Shady

Vimba
Rashid
Doon
Kiri
Mac
Bambo

Commander
Viehdieb

Z.I.C.
Tjicombo

Ferreira

Traffic cop
German tourist

German Tourist
American Tourist
American Tourist
Mayor
Mayoress
Brigadier Ramsbottom
Maj. Van Keerden
Trooper
Trooper

English drill sergeant
Pedestrian
Pedestrian
Nkoti
Hungi
Himba female lover
Finn
German tourist