An incompetent boarding school headmaster, Professor Jim Edwards, devises a bizarre plot to raise the profile of his boarding school, and thus save his job, by passing off his bookie's son as a Middle Eastern prince. The headmaster's madcap scheme is further complicated when an official from the Foreign Office arrives and announces that a real prince is to be placed under Edwards supervision, not due to the schools lofty reputation, but that a gang of kidnappers are unlikely to look for the regal child there.
Professor Jim Edwards

Oliver Pettigrew

Lady Gore-Willoughby

Sid Biggs

Garrick-Jones

Bishop Wendover

Colbourne

Matron

Cecil Biggs

Wendover (as John Mitchell)

Hamley

Hackforth

Dinwiddie
Roebuck
Pelbrook
Prince Hassid
Swarthy Man

1st Man
2nd Man
Police Officer
