He Never Touched Me

He Never Touched Me

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He Never Touched Me

1917

0h 11m

8.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Slapstick comedy short about a quarreling couple and a nosy mother-in-law.

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5 members

Acting

Jimmy Aubrey

A Crafty Lawyer

Jimmy Aubrey

Acting

Hughie Mack

A Week (!) -Kneed Husband

Hughie Mack

Acting

Alice Mann

The Wife

Alice Mann

Directing

Larry Semon

Unknown Role

Larry Semon

Acting

Hattie Delaro

The Wife's Strong-Jawed Mother

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