Buying the Cow

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Buying the Cow

"Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"

2002

1h 28m

5.1(124 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Overview

A commitment-averse man frantically hits the dating scene after his girlfriend starts pressuring him to pop the question.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Jerry O'Connell

David Collins

Bridgette Wilson

Sarah

Ryan Reynolds

Mike Hanson

Bill Bellamy

Jonesy

Alyssa Milano

Amy

Jon Tenney

Andrew Hahn

Annabeth Gish

Nicole

Ron Livingston

Tyler Bellows

Erinn Bartlett

Julie Madison

Scarlett Chorvat

Katie Madison

Creative team

Directed by: Walt Becker
Written by: Peter W. Nelson
Walt Becker
Produced by: Dan Etheridge
Bradley Jenkel

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